Munna Babu K Karname

Gaon ka mahaul bara hi azeeb kism ka hota hai. Waha ek orr to sab kuchh dhaka chhupa hota hai to dusri orr andar hi andar aisa aise karname hote hai ki jan jao to danto tale ungli daba lo. Thora sa bhi jhagra hone par Log aise to moti moti galiya denge magar, apni bahu betioyn ko do gaj ka ghunghat nikalne ke liye bolenge. Fir yahi log dusro ki bahu betiyon par buri nazar rakhenge aur jara sa bhi mauka agar mil jaye to apne andar ki sari kuntha aur gandi vasna nikal denge. Kahne ka matlab ye ki Gaon mein jo ye dabi chuppi kamuk bhavnaye hai wo vibhinn awsaro par bhinn bhinn tariko se bhar nikalti hai. Khet, khalihan, aamo ka bagicha aadi kai aisi jagahe hai jaha par chhup chhup ke tarah tarah ke kukarm hote hai kabhi unka pata chal jata hai kabhi nahi chal pata. Gaon ke bare bare gharo ke mard to bakayeda ek aadh rakhaile bhi rakhte hai, jinki rakhaila na ho unki izzat kam hoti thi. Ye alag baat hai ki in bare gharo ki aurate payasi hi rah jati thi kyon ki mard to kisi aur hi kuan ka pani pee raha hota tha. Dusro ke kuaen ka pani pine ke baad apne ghar ke pani ko pine ki unki ichha hi nahi hoti thi. Aur agar kisi din pee bhi liya to unhe maja nahi aata tha. In aurto ne bhi apni payas bhujhane ke liye tarah tarah ke upaye kar rakhe the. Kuchh ne apne naukaro ko fasa rakha tha aur unki banho mein apni santusti khozti thi kuchh ne chori chhupe apne yaar bana rakhe the aur kuchh yu hi din raat vasna ki aag mein jal kar hysteria ki mariz ban chuki thi. Khair ye to hua gaon ke mahaul ka thora sa parichai. Ab aapko gaon ki hi ek bare ghar ki kahani sunata hu. Aise to sabhi samjh gaye honge ki ye gaon ki koi vasnatmak kahani hai, fir isko batane ki kya jarurat hai jab isme kuchh bhi naya nahi hai, to dosto isme batane ke liye ek anokhi baat hai jo us gaon mein pahle kabhi nahi hui thi isliye batai ja rahi hai. To fir suno kahani.
Gaon ke ek sukhi sampaan parivar ki kahani hai. Ghar ki malkin ka naam Sheela devi tha. Malik kaa naam to pata nahi par sab use Chaudhary kahte the. Sheela Devi, jab shadi ho ke aai thi to dekhne mein kuchh khas nahi thi rang bhi thora sawla sa tha aur sharir dubla patla, charhara tha. Magar bacha paida hone ke baad unka sarir bharna shuru ho gaya aur kuchh hi samay mein ek dubli patli aurat se ek achhi khasi swasth bhare-pure sharir ki malkin ban gai. Pahle jis ki taraf ekka dukka logo ki nazre inayat hoti thi wo ab sabki nazro ki chahat ban chuki thi. Uske badan mein sahi jagho par bharao aa jane ke karan har jagah se kamukta futne lagi thi. Chhoti chhoti chhatiya ab unnat waksh sthal mein tabdil ho chuki thi. Banhe jo pahle to lakri ke dande si lagti thi ab kafi mansal ho chuki thi. Patli kamar thori moti ho gai thi aur pet par mans chad jane ke karan gudajpan aa gaya tha. Aur jhukne ya biathne par do mote mote fold se ban ne lage the. Chutaro mein bhi mansalta aa chuki thi aur ab to yahi chutar logo ke dilo dharka dete the. Janghe moti moti kele ke khambho mein badal chuki thi. Chehre par ek kashish si aa gai thi aur ankhe to aisi nashili lagti thi jaise do bottle sharab pee rakhi ho. Sundarta badhne ke sath sath usko smbhal kar rakhne ka dhang bhi use aa gaya aur wo apne aap ko khoob saja sawar ke rakhti thi. Bol chal mein bahut tej tarrar thi aur sare ghar ke kaam wo khud hi naukaro ki sahayta se karwati thi Uski sundarta ne uske pati ko bhi bandh kar rakha hua tha. Chaudhary apni bibi se darta bhi tha isliye kahi aur munh marne ki himmat uski nahi hoti thi. Bibi jab aai thi to bahut sara dahej le ke aai thi isliye uske samne munh kholne mein bhi darta tha, bibi bhi uske upar pura hukum chalati thi. Usne sare ghar ko ek tarah se apne kabze mein kar ke rakha hua tha. Bechara Chaudhary agar ek din bhi ghar der se pahuchta tha to aisi aisi bate sunati ki uski sitti pitti gum ho jati thi. Kaam-vasna ke mamle mein bhi wo bibi se thora unnish hi parta tha. Sheela Devi kuchh jayada hi garam thi. Uska naam aisi aurto mein shumar hota tha jo khud mard ke upar chad jaye. Gaon ki lag bhag sari aurte uska loha manti thi aur kabhi bhi koi musibat mein fasne par use hi yaad karti thi. Chaudhry bechara to bas naam ka Chaudhary tha asli Chaudhary to Chaudharain thi. Un dono ka ek hi beta tha naam uska Rajesh tha payar se sab use Raju kaha karte the. Dekhne mein bachpan se sundar tha, thori bahut chanchalta bhi thi magar waise sidha sadha larka tha. Thora jaise hi bara hua to Sheela Devi ko laga ki isko gaon ke mahoul se door bhej diya jaye taki iski padhai likhai acche se ho aur gaon ke laundo ke sath rah kar bigar na jaye. Chaudhary ne thora bahut virodh karne ki bhi koshish ki “hamara to ek hi larka hai usko bhi kyon bahar bhej rahi ho” magar uski kaun sunta, larke ko uske mama ke pass bhej diya gaya jo ki shahar mein rah kar vyapar karta tha. Mama ko bhi bas ek larki hi thi. Sheela devi ka ye bhai us se umar mein bara tha aur wo khushi khushi apne bhanje ko apne ghar rakhne ke liye taiyyar ho gaya tha. Din isi tarah beet rahe the Chaudhrain ke roop mein aur jayada nikhar aata ja raha tha aur Chaudhary shukta ja raha tha. Ab agar kisi ko bahut jayada dabaya jaye to wo cheez itna dab jati hai ki uthna hi bhool jati hai. Yahi haal Chaudhary ka bhi tha. Usne bhi sab kuchh lagbhag chhor hi diya tha aur ghar ke sabse bahar wale kamre mein chup chap baitha do-char nithale mardo ke sath ya to din bhar hukka pita ya fir taas khelta. Sham hone par chup chap satak leta aur ek bottle desi chadha ke ghar jaldi se wapas aa kar bahar ke kamre mein par jata. Naukrani khana de jati to kha leta nahi to agar pata chal jata ki Chaudharain jali bhuni baithi hai to khana bhi nahi mangta aur so jata. Larka chhutiyon mein ghar aata to fir sab ki chandi rahti thi kyon ki Chaudharain bahoot khush rahti thi. Ghar mein tarah ke pakwan bante aur kisi ko bhi Sheela devi ke gusse ka samna nahi karna parta tha.
Aise hi din mahine saal beet te gaye, larka ab satrah baras ka ho chuka tha. Thora bahut chanchal to ho hi chuka tha aur barahwi ki priksha usne de di thi. Pariksha jab khatam hui to shahar mein rah kar kya karta, Sheela Devi ne bulwa liya. April mein pariksha ke khatam hote hi wo gaon wapas aa gaya. Launde par nai nai jawani chadi thi. Shahar ki hawa lag chuki thi gym jata tha so badan khoob gathila ho gaya tha. Gaon jab wo aaya to uski khoob aw-bhagat hui. Maa ne khoob jam ke khilaya pilaya. Larke ka man bhi lag gaya. Par do char din baad hi uska in sab cheezo se man ub sa gaya. Ab shahar mein rahne par school jana tution jana aur fir dosto yaaro ke sath samay kat jata tha par yaha gaon mein to karne dharne ke liye kuchh tha nahi, din bhar baithe raho. Isliye usne apni samsya apni Sheela devi ko bata di. Sheela devi ne kaha ki “dekh beta maine to tujhe gaon ke isi gande mahaul se door rakhne ke liye shahar bheja tha, magar ab tu jidd kar raha hai to thik hai, gaon ke kuchh acche larko ke sath dosti kar le aur unhi ke sath cricket ya football khel le ya fir ghum aaya kar magar ek baat aur sham mein jayada der ghar se bahar nahi rah sakta tu”. Raju is par khush ho gaya aur bola “thik hai mummy tujhe shikayat ka mauka nahi dunga”. Raju larka tha, gaon ke kuchh bachpan ke dost bhi the uske, unke sath ghumna firna shuru kar diya. Subah sham unki cricket bhi shuru ho gai. Raju ka man ab thora bahut gaon mein lagna shuru ho gaya tha. [/font][FONT='Times New Roman','serif']Ghar mein charo taraf khushi ka vatavaran tha kyon ki aaj Raju ka janam din tha. Subah uth kar Sheela Devi ne ghar ke saaf safai karwai, halwai lagwa diya aur khud bhi sham ki taiyyariyon mein jut gai. Raju subah se bahar hi ghum raha tha. Par aaj usko puri chhut mili hui thi. Takreeban 12 baje ke aas paas jab Sheela Devi apne pati ko kuchh kaam samjha kar bajar bhej rahi thi to uski maalish karne wali aaya aa gai. Sheela Devi usko dekh kar khush hoti hui boli “chal accha kiya aaj aa gai, main tujhe khabar bhijwane hi wali thi, pata nahi do teen din se peeth mein bari akran si ho rakhi hai”. Aaya boli “main to jab suni ki aaj munna babu ka janam din hai to chali aai ki kahi koi kaam na nikal aaye”. Kaam kya hona tha, ye jo aaya thi wo bahut munh lagi thi chaudharain ke. Aaya chaudharain ki kamukta ko mansik santushti pradan karti thi. Apne dimag ke sath pure gaon ki tarah tarah ki bate jaise ki kaun kiske sath lagi hai kaun kis se fasi hai aur kaun kis pe nazar rakhhe hue hai adi karne mein use bara maja aata tha. Aaya bhi thori kutsit pravriti ki thi uske dimag mein jane kya kya chalta rahta tha. Gaon, muhalle ki bate khoob namak mirch laga kar aur rangeen bana kar batane mein use bara maja aata tha. Isliye dono ki jamti bhi khoob thi. To fir chaudharain sab kamo se fursat pa kar apni malish karwane ke liye apne kamre mein ja ghusi. Darwaza band karne ke baad chaudhrain bister par let gai aur aaya uske bagal mein tel ki katori le kar baith gai. Dono hatho mein tel laga kar Chaudharain ki sari ko ghutno se upar tak uthate hue usne tel laga shuru kar diya. chaudharain ki gori chikni tango par tel lagate hue aaya ki bato ka silsila shuru ho gaya tha. Aaya ne chaudharain ki tareefo ke pool bandhna shuru kar diye tha. Chaudharain ne thora sa muskurate hue puchha “aur gaon ka haal chal to bata, tu to pata nahi kaha munh marati rahti hai meri tareef tu baad mein kar lena”. Aaya ke chehre par ek anokhi chamak aa gai “kya haal chal bataye malkin, gaon mein to ab bus jidhar dekho udhar jor jabardasti ho rahi hai, parso mukhiya ne Nandu khumhar ko pitwa diya par aap to janti hi ho aaj kal ke larko ko….****ka beta…… unch neech ka unhe kuchh khyal to hai nahi, Nandu ka beta shahar se padhai kar ke aaya hai pata nahi kya kya **** ke aaya hai, usne bhi kal Mukhiya ko akele mein dhar dabocha aur laga di char panch patkhani, mukhiya para hua hai apne ghar par apni tuti tang le ke aur Nandu ka beta gaya thane” “haa re, idhar kaam ke chakkar mein to pata hi nahi chala, main bhi soch rahi thi ki kal police kyon aai thi, par ek baat to bata maine to ye bhi suna hai ki mukhiya ki beti ka kuchh chakkar tha Nandu ke bete se” “Sahi suna hai malkin, dono mein bara jabardast nain mattaka chal raha hai, isi se mukhiya khar khaye baitha tha”